Sevenlings............

I wanted a laptop,
Some dvds
And a mountain bike.

I got a jumper,
Some woolly socks
And major disapointment.

It's a recession in Lapland too.


A pint of stout
A high-stool in the corner
A pipe of tobacco

A bacardi and coke
A duke-box in the corner
A walk outside to smoke

Send me back to Cricklewood


I controlled on the chest,
Turned on the spot
Before vollying home

I ran to the crowd
Kissing the crest
As they chanted my name

Then morning made it disappear


Romance & Passion
Someone to grow old with
To have beautiful children

Someone to cook
Someone to clean
Someone to blame

It's a recipe for divorce